Got tagged by ~AmericanMuscleV8

RULES:
Do the "Letter MEME". Tag no less than 5 other people, and leave them a comment, informing them that they have been tagged. Then copy the "How-to" Letter Meme, and finish your Journal entry.

-> How you do the Letter Meme:

Dear (the last person who left a comment on your journal):

I don't really know how to tell you this, but ___1___. I think I realized it ___2___ ___3___ and I saw you ___4___ ___5___. I'm sure you're ___6___ enough to understand ___7___. I'm returning ___8___ to you, but I'll keep ___9___ as a memory. You should also know that I ___10___ ___11___ .

___12___,
-Your name-

1. What's the color of your shirt?
Blue - Our romance is over
Red - Our affair is over
White - I'll join the monastery
Black - I dislike you
Green - Our horoscope doesn't match
Grey - You're a pervert
Yellow - I'm selling myself
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - You're a loser
Other - I'm in love with your sister


2. Which is your birth month?
January - That night
February - Last year
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on sesame seeds
May - First of May
June - When you put cuffs on me
July - When I threw up
August - When I saw the shrunken head
September - When we skinny dipped
October - When I quoted Santa
November - When your dog ran amok
December - When I changed tennis shoes


3. Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - In your apartment
Pizza - In your camping car
Pasta - Outside of Chicago
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad - As you ate enchilada
Chicken - In your closet
Kabab - With Paris Hilton
Fish - In women's clothing
Sandwiches - At the Hare Krishna graduation
Lasagna - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a state of trance
None of the above - With George Bush and his wife


4. What's the color of your socks?
Yellow - Hit on
Red - Insult
Black - Ignore
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - Put leeches on
Orange - Castrate
Pink - Pull the toupee off
Barefoot - Sit on
Other - Drive out


5. What's the color of your underwear?
Black - My best friend
White - My father
Grey - Bill Clinton
Brown - My fart balloon
Purple - My mustard soufflé
Red - Donald Duck
Blue - My avocado plant
Yellow - My penpal in Ghana
Orange - My Kid Rock-collection
Pink - Manchester United's goalkeeper
None - My John F. Kennedy-statue
Other - The crazy monk


6. What do you prefer to watch on TV?
Scrubs - Man
O.C. - Emotional
One Tree Hill - Open
Heroes - Frostbitten
Lost - High
House - Scarred
Simpsons - Cowardly
The news - Mongolic
Idol - Masochistic
Family Guy - Senile
Top Model - Middle-class
None of the above - Ashamed


7. Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful I've felt
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - That Santa doesn't exist
Angry - That your pimples are at the last stage
Depressed - That we're cousins
Excited - That there is no solution to this.
Nervous - The middle-east
Worried - That your Honda sucks
Apathetic - That I did a sex-change
Ashamed - That I'm allergic to your hamster
Cuddly - That I get turned on by garbage men
Overjoyous - That I'm open
Other - That Extreme Home Makeover sucks


8. What's the color of your walls in your bedroom?
White - Your ring
Yellow - Your love letters
Red - Your Darth Vader-poster
Black - Your tame stone
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - The pictures from LA
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your contact book
Grey - Our matching snoopy-bibs
Purple - Your old lottery coupons
Pink - The cut toenails
Other - Your memories from the military service


9. The first letter of your first name?
A/B - Your photo
C/D - The oil stocks
E/F - Your neighbour Martin
G/H - My virginity
I/J - The results of your blood-sample
K/L - Your left ear
M/N - Your suicide note
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X - David's tricot outfits
Y/Z - Your grades from college


10. The last letter in your last name?
A/B - Always will remember
C/D - Never will forget
E/F - Always wanted to break
G/H - Never openly mocked
I/J - Always have felt dirty before
K/L - Will tell the authorities about
M/N - Told in my confession today about
O/P - Was interviewed by the Times about
Q/R - Told my psychiatrist about
S/T - Get sick when I think of
U/V - Always will try to forget
W/X - Am better off without
Y/Z - Never liked


11. What do you prefer to drink?
Water- Our friendship
Beer - Senility
Soft drink - A new life as a clone
Soda - The incarnation as an eskimo
Milk - The apartment building
Wine - Cocaine abuse
Cider - A passionate interest for mice
Juice - Oprah Winfrey imitations
Mineral water - Embarrassing rash
Hot chocolate - Eggplant-fetishism
Whisky - To ruin the second world war
Other - To hate the Boston Celtics


12. To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Thailand - Warm regards
USA - Best regards
England - Good luck on your short-term leave from jail
Spain - Go and drown yourself
China - Disgusting regards
Germany - With ease
Japan - Go burn
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
Australia - Greetings to your frog Leonard
Egypt - Fuck off now
France - In pain
Other - Greetings to your freaky family

Dear ~AmericanMuscleV8

I don't really know how to tell you this, but our horoscope doesn't match. I think I realized it when your dog ran amok outside of Chicago and I saw you pull the clothes off my avocado plant. I'm sure you're cowardly enough to understand that I did a sex-change. I'm returning your memories from the military service to you, but I'll keep your collection of butterflies as a memory. You should also know that I told my psychiatrist about a new life as a clone .

Go burn,
~Kakashisama

Yeah, uh...I'll tag... ~Sprectra, ~AceofSpades762 ,~Muckamuck`GaioumonBatou~thecowyouchew

Please help out *Kitsunia, she's open for commissions. Her art is absolutely beautiful so please, at least drop buy and take a look. <3

Thankies.



==The clubs==

I've been awfully sick lately, much to my displeasure. Lost much of my appetite, can't focus, and slightly lightheaded almost all the time now. Bah. I don't understand what's been going on...and it would be awesome if I could stop sneezing every 5 minutes. D: I've been trying to work on various projects relating to my theme of Death....bwah. Been trying to draw new characters but I keep getting distracted...hnnnnn.

Please help out *Kitsunia, she's open for commissions. Her art is absolutely beautiful so please, at least drop buy and take a look. <3

Thankies.



==The clubs==

Well...yep...it's been the second day of school and it's time. It's time for me to get dedicated to my classes. I want to be able to pass my Art 30 AP class but I'm frightened. I'm frightened that I will not be able to make 8-12 great projects. I don't want to lose a chance. I mean, this first style project I have to do is already scaring me. I'm supposed to have a running theme while doing 4 different styles from other artists. My sketches are done but...I just don't want to be wrong, y'know? My parents are always trying to shove me away from art and I want to prove to them that I can do it. I want to go to an art college, I want to prove them wrong, and to do that...I'll need some extreme dedication. Which means I might not submit things for who knows how long.

You read it right. The title does say Bawls! I have just discovered how delicious this energy drink is. Well, it didn't really keep me awake but damn, it tastes like ramune! If you don't know what I'm talking about, here's a Wiki link: [link] .I know this might sound weird coming from me but seriously, I want to make a clay figure. Why? I don't know, but every time I sleep, the image of this haunting-mysterious man sitting on a tombstone made of clay is there. I don't understand dreams but I think it's telling me to go make it.

Oh, my driving dedication paid off. I can now drive but...I'm awaiting my certificate for insurance. :3



==The clubs==

You know, it seems I've never really asked anyone about strange foods that they've tried before. I thought this might be the time to! I'm very interested in things that people have tried and apparently, some school buds of mine find it extremely weird/disgusting that I've tried some of the stuff I have. Maybe you can tell me what strange/exotic foods you'd also like to try!

Here's my supposedly strange list, lol:

==Cow/bull==
Tripe, Honeycomb stomach, Tail, Prairie oysters [Mind you I was young and was told it was meat by my parents. >_O], Bull penis [It was practically forced down my throat by my grandma. D:]

== Pig==
Uterus, Large intestine, Ears [I love pig ears <3], Feet/legs, Pig blood...jell-o?

==Chicken/Duck==
Chicken and duck feet, Duck tongues, Gizzards, Hearts

==Seafood==
"Urinating shrimps" [Direct translation for the Cantonese name, lol], Sashimi/sushi [Apparently that really grosses some people out], Shark fin, Shark meat, Jellyfishes, Geoducks

==Misc.==
Bird's nest [It's made from the spit of some sort of bird in Asia], Snake meat, Lamb meat [apparently a lot of people I know find the taste and smell appalling.], and Thousand year old Eggs

==Exotic Fruits==
Lychee, Logan, Mangosteen [My most favourite fruit <3], Durian [Apparently the one fruit that all my friends hate]

If anything, I don't think I want to try that's even weirder than what I normally eat already...wouldn't want cat meat, dog meat, maggoty-cheese, monkey brains... *shudder*

Enough about what I shove into my mouth/stomach, what about everyone else?



==The clubs==

I've gotten my driver's license, yes! Now I just need my 15 hours in class to get an insurance discount.

I also got this hideous rug burn from pile-driving my older brother into the ground. I mean, it was hilarious and all but after two weeks, I would expect the scabbing to go away....right?

So not much is new with me, how about anyone else?




==The clubs==